old knackers yard 

A old women's pussy

Simon.. She alright for her age isn't she, she's giving you the eye

Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard

old knackers yard by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

noggin knocker 

Or often called "double noggin knocker", is a combat move used to take out two assailants simultaneously. Not to be confused with a headbutt... this move is performed by taking the heads of two opponents and cracking them together, with little impact upon oneself.

You see this kind of thing alot in tag team style professional wrestling.

This move seems less effective against pacific islanders, as apparently, their heads are harder than most people's.

Bushwacker Bob made a big mistake when he tried performing a double noggin knocker on the Samoan brothers.

noggin knocker by Alfie The Horndog July 16, 2007

Peeing your knickers 

Expression often uttered by the notorious Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen in response to overly-excited contestants that deliver 1 decently cooked dish and shit the bed for the rest of service.

Girl 1: OMG chef Ramsay served my wellington! *high five*
GR: Don't start peeing your knickers yet Amanda you slow cow.

Peeing your knickers by Adequate Quality May 12, 2019

ring knocker

A slang term for military college or university graduates. It refers to the large graduation rings that are usually worn by said persons, and to the tradition of knocking the ring on a table to quiet a boisterous room.

Carl just graduated and got commissioned... and now he's SUCH a ring knocker.

ring knocker by K...! May 13, 2006

knicker sticker 

A piece of cotton padding with an adhesive strip.

Women stick them to their pants so they don't get bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.

Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.

Eve: Owwww, I've cut my finger! Have you got a plaster?

Lisa: Nah, but if it's bad i've got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.

knicker sticker by YvesII October 5, 2006

nut knocker

A fart so powerful its flatulence makes your testicles flutter.

My balls just flew over my shoulder after that nut knocker.

nut knocker by Pinky 2 Totters January 18, 2007

Porridge Knickers 

A condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme sexual excitement. This results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.

I brought a durty yoke home from the Lodge last night and she was foaming at the gash - serious case of porridge knickers lying on my floor in the morning.

Porridge Knickers by Paulie Cee December 7, 2010