Kippers

Slimy fish in Scotland and Boris Johnson wants to marry one because he brought one to a conference.

Hello kipper who do you simp for
Boris Johnson kippers kippers and e

by Summer-E January 14, 2021

Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.

Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"

by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021

Kipper Tickler

A item person or thing.. that can tickle or cause pleasure to a females vaginal area. AKA the flange :)

A tongue is a kipper tickler.

"I tickled her kipper with my tongue"

by Neil Down Syndrome October 11, 2008

2 kippers and a cockle

A lady's private parts

Id like to have a go on your 2 kippers and a cockle

by anonymous February 13, 2025

Kippered it

When someone passes away, usually succombing to a gain of your own.

"Im loaded now man!"
"How come?"
"My Nans just kippered it and she was rolling in the money."

by liaaaaaaaaam August 20, 2009

smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.

I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!

by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017

kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish

the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank

by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018