Kermissa

A pretty girl who has guys dying to be with her.

"Oh my word look at kermissa it's not fair she has all guys :("

by W0nd3rcut1e April 9, 2009

Keyaira

Keyaira is a fine give with a big ass and will drag hoes up and down the street

Keyaira will drag you up and down the hallway

by Igotyourman101 March 6, 2019

kermitcaust

Kermitcausts predominantly occur during the rainy season of a mild to mediumly trafficked area where an unelevated road either traverses or circumvents a low-lying or wetland region. Since frogs make these lands their home, they will often try to cross the road and get proper fucked by passing cars. The roads will become littered with the carcasses of squashed frogs and makes for a horridly morbid site that only the most schadenfreuded of death stroodlers can stomach. Areas with roads that have heavy traffic or flood walls are not particularly prone to kermitcaust events. Kermitcaust is similar to kermicide, but happens on a larger and less ‘personal’ scale. This phenomenon is not unlike the death march that worms take across roads and sidewalks during the rain.

“Don’t take the entrance to my neighborhood that goes through the trees; it’s a kermitcaust out there!”

“Do you remember the last time we drove back from your parent’s house??!? That kermitcaust lasted for miles! One got stuck in the grill, and the skins of five toads were glued to my inner-fender wall! I'm taking a different route home this time.”

by Jack Krabitz December 14, 2008

Kermit moment

Having a reaction of the green (environmental) kind rather than the reaction a normal person would have in a similar situation.

Also, the realization that in a particular situation, it might not be easy being green (environmental).

I had a Kermit moment when I realized the packaging could not be recycled and it was my only choice at the store.

Also:
I had a Kermit moment when I looked in the garbage can, my first thought was why wasn't that recycled!

by earlysnowdrop April 25, 2009

Kermit Diely

Based on the urban legend of Conor Kiely, a sloth disguised as a human who was so good at his game he got into Oxford to study English.

A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.

Woah dude, my cousin's marrying this guy who's a total Kermit Diely. The queen's agreed to be their first child's Godmother.

by cheeseshoulder June 12, 2013

kerminated

To have your job or role eliminated by a muppet.

John's been kerminated, I'll miss his sexy dancing the most!

by playslikebuttah May 11, 2017

Kermit Murder

Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.

Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN

by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020