keyboard courage

The act of being tougher than your normal self when posting/responding to anything on the interwebs.

Being a proper and utter douchebag online. False bravado on steroids.

That troll has some keyboard courage to talk that much crap.

by Manderstanding April 16, 2013

Keyboard Catting

Keyboard catting is a phrase used by gamers when a user is using a keyboard and mouse instead of a controller to play games. The keyboard catting phrase is mainly used by PC, Gaming PC, Gaming Laptop, Laptop users when playing a world-famous game Grand Theft Auto Five (Actual Name: Grand Theft Auto V, Gaming Name: GTAV or GTA Five). The keyboard catting phrase is usually assigned to the newest users to Grand Theft Auto V or FiveM as they do not normally use a controller during their early days of their gaming experience.

He is keyboard catting, he must be new.

by Zach Gaming (YouTuber) August 10, 2019

gay keyboard mashing

when someone finds something funny and replies with random keyboard mashing rather than saying lmao or lol to show they're amused
mostly gays, preteens, or tumblr users use this tactic (or sometimes all three)

Gail: yo i fell down the stairs again
Sara: gGgHDGGDHShhhhdgdskskKDH
Gail: what the fuck was that
Sara: gay keyboard mashing
Gail: oh

by Get yeeted on October 15, 2018

Swedish Keyboard

A sex act involving serving someone a home cooked meal while they violently shart themselves.

Made famous by Jiinxy.

Do you want to have some messy fun?

Sure, hit me with a Swedish Keyboard

by ALAAANNNN August 2, 2023

keyboard turner

One who, during PvP in an MMORPG, turns their character to face their foe using their keyboard rather than their mouse. Due to the glacial speed of turning in this fashion, it will inevitably result in a severe beating from fleet-fingered, mouse-turning opponents. Used in WoW to describe those players who are completely lacking in PvP skills.

"I don't think that guy even landed a hit on me! Total keyboard turner!"

by Necrobadger February 4, 2008

manic keyboarder

That person who, when is quiet in a library or in a classroom, insists on striking every key they hit as hard as they can, because ya know that makes your typing more effective.

I was in the law library yesterday when this manic keyboarder loud typer hit one key so hard, I swore it was going to fly off her laptop.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

Keyboard Cat

An awesome cat with the ability to play the keyboard. Often put at the end of a video of someone failing at something and getting hurt; with the title "play him/her off, keyboard cat"

Some keyboard cat videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEOZfNl7kmI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0lYe-i6wE&feature=related

by CandleJack1104 April 18, 2009