kenton

1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)

Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.
Person B: Lame.

by DBmeister October 9, 2007

Kenton

a state of drunkenness in which the wall transforms into a hot female shape which seduces you to grind on it.

Don't let me drink too much tonight... there are too many walls in that place, don't wanna get to a Kenton state again...

A: Whats with that dude grinding on the wall? B: he's Kenton A: ohh... that sucks.

by Galapp December 8, 2010

kentaro miura

A guy who won't finish his manga because he's too busy playing idolmaster.

"Can't kentaro miura just finish berserk already?"
"nah, he's too busy playing idolmaster."

by dailytzeentch69 January 4, 2021

Kenton

Is a Synonym of blow job.

"I got the worst Kenton ever last night"

"This girl said she gives good Kentons"

by Galapp December 6, 2010

kentoya

A beautiful sexy fine smart girl that loves jamari W.

You know that girl name Kentoya she fine.

by Savageboi January 10, 2017

Kentwood highschool

If you go here, you VAPE. We are kentWEED a school within Kent consisting of the GREATEST ATHLETES IN THE WRLD. No one can defeat us. The Covington community is full of wonders ! Kentwood is simply a force to be reckoned with. It doesn’t matter what sport, you know they’re the best and you should be worried if you were to face these gods among men accelerating in everything. Bathrooms are full of freshman ripping mango juul pods radical dude ! Kentwood is quite the shmeal, an unstoppable force.

Yo you go to Kentwood highschool ? Lemme suck your dick !

by GayAssNiggaAss April 3, 2019

Kerry Kontroversy

A term used by Catholics to describe the fact that John Kerry claims to be Catholic yet supports abortion.

God, I'm sick of all this Kerry Kontroversy.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005