keg-leg

The act of duct-taping an empty beer keg to your left leg and walking around with it. You need something to do with that empty keg. And when people ask why you have a keg strapped to your leg answer with, "Arrrr, they was out of pegs."

"I'm bored and the beers gone. Time for some keg-legs"

by sbdrinker2009 May 17, 2006

beer keg

Someone who exceptionally large, but has thin legs, looks like a beer keg on legs

look at her the fuckin beer keg

by Gazster September 1, 2006

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

keg belly

Lump of muscle on stomach instead of six pack it goes in two lumps

Harry had a keg belly Sarah liked it

by Gracie845 November 3, 2013

Emuy Keg

A state of mind created by Sourpatch that refers to " A State Of Happiness" or to not have negative feelings at all, or in other words to be Numb. This state of mind of mind is different from regular happiness because it is the aftermath of depression or being negatively emotional in some way. Emuy Keg can also be referred to as another world or place of happiness or positive emotions.

1) I wanna go to Emuy Keg.
2) I was depressed but now i'm in Emuy Keg.

by Darealsourpatch August 22, 2018

keg head

n. A person who strictly attends parties that have kegs. This person generally will not throw down for said keg but rather steal a cup, or in most cases bring their own.

Normal dude: Hey come to this rager.
Keg head: Is there a keg?
Normal dude: Yeah, but I think it's tapped.
Keg head: Nevermind.

by cutegirlsmmmm October 13, 2010

Keg Slipping

The art of slipping on the condensate and melted ice from a keg.

"Did you guys see that sly dog keg slipping like pro last night?"

"Hard. Ain't no one keg slip like that"

by b0gal0 May 11, 2014