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beer keg

Someone who exceptionally large, but has thin legs, looks like a beer keg on legs
by Gazster September 1, 2006
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keg-leg

The act of duct-taping an empty beer keg to your left leg and walking around with it. You need something to do with that empty keg. And when people ask why you have a keg strapped to your leg answer with, "Arrrr, they was out of pegs."
"I'm bored and the beers gone. Time for some keg-legs"
by sbdrinker2009 May 17, 2006
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keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.
That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.
by Batman April 12, 2002
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De-Kegging

De-Kegging, The removal of the pants and underwear in one swift movement by a third party.

This practice was brought about in British Prisons, Boarding Schools and Borstals around the 1970's, this involves a person sneaking up behind another person (Typically boys) and grabbing their pants waistline.

This is followed by a swift downwards pull taking the victims pants and underwear to their ankles.

Masked as a way to humiliate the person publicly, this is actually a homosexual based act which allows the first person to see the victims penis & size whilst playing the "i did it for a laugh" card, thus covering the first persons intended sexuality.
Jason "Humiliated" by De-Kegging him in front of everyone.
by service101 February 23, 2019
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Emuy Keg

A state of mind created by Sourpatch that refers to " A State Of Happiness" or to not have negative feelings at all, or in other words to be Numb. This state of mind of mind is different from regular happiness because it is the aftermath of depression or being negatively emotional in some way. Emuy Keg can also be referred to as another world or place of happiness or positive emotions.
1) I wanna go to Emuy Keg.
2) I was depressed but now i'm in Emuy Keg.
by Darealsourpatch August 22, 2018
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keg flop

When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.
Did you see Eli keg flop at that RAGER last night???
by BGBRLY December 6, 2019
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keg belly

Lump of muscle on stomach instead of six pack it goes in two lumps
Harry had a keg belly Sarah liked it
by Gracie845 November 3, 2013
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