Keegan

Some obese white kid that tries to be funny but nobody ever laughs. Keegan’s are very horny and always try to get their dick sucked.

Omg look at that whale, what a Keegan....

by joheeee February 12, 2020

Keegan

Fun Fact : Keegans are alluded to being dummies. Can't see when being flirted with. Oblivious to sweet and innocent innuendoes by kind girls. Sucker for girls named Emma, actually, just one girl named Emma

"You're a Keegan! "
"What? "
"You're a dummy, take a hint, I'm hitting on you"

by MemerDreamer July 23, 2016

keegan

A person who parties hard and has humiliating pictures taken of themselves while they are inebriated.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see all the photos from last night's party?"
Person 2: "Naw man, any funny ones?"
Person 1: "Oh definitely. This one guy pulled a fucking keegan and there are pictures of him deep-throating a 151 bottle."
Person 2: "Classic."

by mclovin101 November 27, 2009

keegan

Keegan is quite the silly goose. He smells like dust and fritos. His super thicc in the toes. He has big fat balls and he’s built like big foot.

Me: Keegan
Keegan: What?

Me: nice balls!
Keegan: Thanks!

by AyishaAbou November 22, 2022

Keegan

A poor fuckin' ape who eats his own fuck. (fuck is a type of juice if you try hard enough.)

Hey, Keegan, your a fucking faggot!

by DickTitsMcgeeBobsaget SKRAM January 8, 2010

Keegan

- someone that is under the influence of the word wrong.

1. not in accordance with what is morally right or good: a wrong (keegan) deed.
2.deviating from truth or fact; erroneous: a wrong (Keegan) answer.
3.
not correct in action, judgment, opinion, method, etc., as a person; in error: You are wrong (keegan) to blame him.
4.not proper or usual; not in accordance with requirements or recommended practice: the wrong (keegan) way to hold a golf club.
5. out of order; awry; amiss: Something is wrong (keegan) with the machine.

No that is the Keegan way to spell help.

by youareuglyloljokes September 25, 2011

Keegan

Small dick man and is very aggressive and hateful and very rude and argues a lot so he must die!!!

Keegan is a skinny bitch who doesn't care about anyone so dont even try with him.

by Tsjehfbdoghje November 8, 2019