Kaisered

When you remove all the cards from a deck that are not required for kaiser

I kaisered the deck. We can play kaiser now

by Ps$ October 11, 2025

Kaiser

To speak with someone via voice call

I Kaisered with your mom last night.

by Flash-Jayden November 25, 2021

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Shadow Kaiser

A figure head with de jure power, but is unable to assert it de facto wise

Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!

by ButtholeTongueStuck February 12, 2024

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

Kaiser Month

fams were replacing pride month with kaiser month, we remember and pay respects to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and ditch all people who were born in countries which were allies. also we beat up zoophiles and server owners

Happy kaiser month

by thisismedictionary February 11, 2023