The Kraken

The gay sexual act of getting gang banged by twelve big black cocks, all slapping against the victim's (usually a white man's) face.
Jeremy was just minding his own business, when all of a sudden, twelve big, muscular, naked black men stepped out of the shadows and was then victim of The Kraken.
by AppleShark93 January 30, 2025
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Kraken Somebody

"Kraken somebody" refers to the kinky act of a Kraken or related species to use tentacles in a raughty manner.
Octupus: "Dawg I'm gonna Kraken somebody today"
by Orphic ichor December 18, 2024
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sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.
Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
by haoleboytoy February 07, 2020
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The Kraken’s Revenge

The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.
Person 1: How was your shit?
Person 2: Not good, the Kraken’s Revenge saw to that.
by Confetti17 January 04, 2020
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What Zeus was doing with his huge ferociously-destructive sea-monster servant.
Zeus had started really kraken down on the opposition until Perseus turned said tentacled behemoth to stone by showing it Medusa's head.
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
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Kraken gamer

n. It's a mega kwl gamer that rocks on Final Fantasy.
Usually has lingual dexterity.
A- (listens to the conversation)
B- (Kool gamer) ya da Kraken zoomda in Greek, i can't type today nom nom!
A- *whispers to my friend "Kraken gamer" (with a cute smile)
Kraken gamer online IMVU gameboy Xbox emo chat crazy
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011
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Release the Kraken

Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.
Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.

Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
by BWitched January 09, 2022
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