KRAKEN

The term used in Eastern Europe to describe a man with exceptional abilities when using his own tongue. Using it, he can bring a woman to orgasm.

I had a meeting with a real Kraken.
And how was it?
Amazing. I had orgasm after orgasm.

by makokoma July 12, 2023

Kraken

In some closed communitys centered around building games such as "Kerbal Space Programm" and "City Skylines", a Kraken is a bug/glitch that randomly appears and fucks everything up.

Much like the Kraken from mythology, it comes and goes without leaving much behind where it worked its destructive power.

"I was building this thing and everything worked nice, until a Kraken just ruined all my work!"

by Feathergreen November 28, 2018

kraken slayer

An op item used in league of legends with a metaphorical meaning. Kraken is a large octapus that is very hard to be killed, that's why Kraken slayer is a great choice to fuck up the tanks in the game.

"Damn those guys got 4 tanks, I should probably build a kraken slayer to kraken up their asses"

by GreekMadafaka November 20, 2021

Kraken drive

A means of propulsion in Kerbal Space Program that harnesses the power of the Space Kraken to propel the player's ship forwards in a manner that defies the laws of physics. Examples include the heat shield propeller, the ladder drive, and the docking port drive.

A: No matter how hard i tried, i just couldn't fit the delta-v AND the thrust into the same rocket.
B: Well then, Kraken drive it is!

by anuncertainsomeone November 28, 2022

Kraken

A fat shit

I have to release a huge kraken... it's cap.

by Narstlord November 11, 2018

The Kraken

The gay sexual act of getting gang banged by twelve big black cocks, all slapping against the victim's (usually a white man's) face.

Jeremy was just minding his own business, when all of a sudden, twelve big, muscular, naked black men stepped out of the shadows and was then victim of The Kraken.

by AppleShark93 January 30, 2025

Kraken Handshake

While playing sport, the act of simultaneously standing on an opponents foot and grabbing their crotch while trying to make a tackle. Similar to the use of a Kraken's tentacles to attack multiple areas of the opponents body.

"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"

by Tridents March 30, 2025