Kosher Meat

Animals are killed without pain killers, while completely consious, swinging by one ev, via only one permitted ceremonial slice. takes about 15 min.

"milky way candy bars are not kosher since they have non kosher pig, cow, and horse skin in their nougat (gelatin), and they have milk in their chocolate"

by Dr. Dreidel May 15, 2003

Kosher Krusher

Hardass negro killa from straight out the YL bitch. He rolls deep with Rumble Bee, and both of them street race, street fight, and have brawls, all the mother effing time. He may be Jewish, but damn can he Own Noobs.

"The Kosher Krusher is coming, damn those Nazi bitches for pizzing him off!"

by Rumble Bee July 16, 2004

The Kosher Queef

You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.

Joe gave a his grandmother the Kosher Queef.

by The Marco Polo April 6, 2019

kosher beer

Shop Rite word for anything that is mistakenly sent in place of something else from the ghetto Shop Rite wharehouse. Based on actual events.

MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man?! I open up the truck for paper bags and instead we got a pallet of kosher beer! Whats that shit?! Fuck that! I'll get me some Bacardi and go drinking because its Indian New Year tonight.

Wheel: Word.

by billtaylor.com February 6, 2005

eco-kosher

Kosher food for the ecologically-correct!

Eco-conscious Orthodox Jews in NY, can be fequently seen at orgainc-food delis picking through eco-kosher food.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

The Kosher Butcher

The "kosher butcher" is a particular type of sex move whereby you slit a girl's throat while you fuck her doggy-style.

http://www.anarchistoutpost.com/2009/04/kosher-butcher.html

So I was deep dicking her brown eye, swinging her back and forth against me, and then I slit her throat. It's the kosher butcher because you have to drain the blood before you eat the meat.

by Cornelius Jannik Katt April 2, 2009

Kosher Rasputin

The same as a normal raspution, only when it is kosher it performed in the home of a jewish person preferably during the holiday of Yom Kippur.

I gave the Wienstien place a kosher rasputin because that cheap bastard didnt tip me last week when I collected on my paper route.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005