Kermit The Communist

A 2011 Muppets movie the Muppets were exposed for being communist, even Kermit.

today I saw the movie and Kermit the communist was in it

by RandomPig7 June 9, 2018

Kermit the flog

This act involves traditionally a large green frog, if unavailable any old frog or toad will do. First hold the frog in one hand and as you squeeze it the mouth will open creating a vessel for your spunk. Now jack off vigorously until the point of ejaculation, aim and shoot your hot load into kermits mouth. Hence the title Kermit the flog.

Brendon: aha ! I have caught myself another green tree frog.

Jack: What will you do with it Brendon?
Brendon: Stand back and watch me kermit the flog this little fella !
Jack: i hope its female !
Brendon: i dont...

by Frank Fontain April 16, 2019

kermit sewer slide

a way to say "commit suicide" without actually saying it. why did you look this up? did you hear someone say or write it? you need help. plz visit a therapy office near you. if you dont know where one is, look it up on google and not urban dictionary. go get some help. like. now.

person1: im the smartest person in the world.

person2: kermit sewer slide.

by mayahawkesgf:) February 27, 2023

Kermit Hat

A very epic hat.

Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!

Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011

Kermit Weeks

Doing a "Kermit Weeks" is having sex with a fat girl.

Bob is off to do the kermit weeks with his coworker Sally

by Exaterrestrial December 16, 2012

kermit sewercide

‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.

“time to kermit sewercide!”

by mintyjjk May 7, 2018

Kermit suicide

Yeet yeet

I'm gonna Kermit suicide!

by Sarah deAvacado April 23, 2019