keg-leg

The act of duct-taping an empty beer keg to your left leg and walking around with it. You need something to do with that empty keg. And when people ask why you have a keg strapped to your leg answer with, "Arrrr, they was out of pegs."

"I'm bored and the beers gone. Time for some keg-legs"

by sbdrinker2009 May 17, 2006

beer keg

Someone who exceptionally large, but has thin legs, looks like a beer keg on legs

look at her the fuckin beer keg

by Gazster September 1, 2006

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

Emuy Keg

A state of mind created by Sourpatch that refers to " A State Of Happiness" or to not have negative feelings at all, or in other words to be Numb. This state of mind of mind is different from regular happiness because it is the aftermath of depression or being negatively emotional in some way. Emuy Keg can also be referred to as another world or place of happiness or positive emotions.

1) I wanna go to Emuy Keg.
2) I was depressed but now i'm in Emuy Keg.

by Darealsourpatch August 22, 2018

Keg Slipping

The art of slipping on the condensate and melted ice from a keg.

"Did you guys see that sly dog keg slipping like pro last night?"

"Hard. Ain't no one keg slip like that"

by b0gal0 May 11, 2014

Keg-Trotter

A person with a strong tolerance to beer who outdrinks, out beer-pongs, and out beer bongs everybody at the party.

"Damn Jimmy! Go easy on the beer Man!" , Jimmy replies with a earpiercing belch, "Aaahhhhgg Im the keg-trotter, satisfy my bottomless thirst!"

by paulmachine September 24, 2016

Whole Keg

same as Beer Gut. made as a comment from a person with a beer gut to a person with a six pack abs, as a comparison saying that what they have is better.

why in the world would you want a six-pack, when you can have the whole keg?

by oorah-cheeto August 28, 2010