Junioritis

Junioritis is when a student in their third year of high school suffers the effects of work overload, (Can become more severe when an individual mixes AP and Honors classes with a part-time job), and a lack of recreational time with acquaintances and friends. Usually results in only looking forward to sleeping, if only for 4-5 hours per night due to studies, frequent mental meltdowns, and crankiness towards all individuals in the students life. Symptoms usually begin around October, and continue until Mid-Late June when the shock of the realization that Junior year is finally over subsides.

"I have to write my 10-page research paper, but I am super-suffering from Junioritis and feel like my brain has become mental soup and will leak out of my ears"

After many medical tests, the doctor diagnosed the 17 year old boy, who's brain was no longer able to function due to excessive use, with Junioritis.

After explaining her plight of having too many end of the year projects to her AP history teacher, the teacher showed no sympathy to the student suffering from Junioritis and said "Well, I hear Senior year is fun."

by exhausted_junior May 30, 2009

Junior Grimes

Someone who doesn’t exist. He doesn’t exist

Junior grimes (Junior the egomaniac) is nobody and doesn’t truly exist, or does he ?

Junior isn’t even really a real person?, he is simply NOT THERE

Junior Grimes is The Forbidden One and is not bound by laws nor morals

by Righteousridicule December 23, 2021

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

Phony name Homer Simpson uses to ask moe the bartender for advice in the Season 5 episode "The last Temptation of Homer. Also coincidentally one of moe's tavern's regular customers as well, making it one of the funniest simpson's jokes of all time.

Homer "Moe I need your advice"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"

by roundtwentythree August 12, 2009

jensoo

A Blackpink ship between Jisoo and Jennie

Oh I ship jensoo so much

by ChiChuJisoo July 31, 2018

junior year

the worst year of your fucking life. The year that colleges choose to look at the closest out of all your years in high school. Because of said scrutiny, students tend to take an overload of challenging courses. This year is characterized by no more than 4 hours of sleep each night, no social life, mounting pressure, incomprehensible stress, never-ending tests (APs, SAT, etc.) and work. Many combine this with too many extra curricular activities which can also make you want to collapse by the end of every day.

Out of all years, finals week will be the toughest to get through during junior year.

effects of junior year can include, but are not limited to:
sleep deprivation, delirium, reaching brain capacity, involuntary twitching, physical manifestation of stress, decline in grades, and/or spontaneous combustion

Parent: "I know it's Junior Year and all, but it's not healthy to be so sleep deprived..."
Junior: "Colleges don't look at health!"

Friend: "wanna hang out?"
Junior: "Are you crazy?! It's Junior Year, no time to hang."

by theshabang October 30, 2011

junior h

junior h is soo fine 😩 i’m so down bad for him

hey who’s your favorite singer ?

Me : junior h 😩

by su novia February 20, 2022

william pitcher junior high

Fucking shit ass schol, i hope it burns to the ground. All the teachers are fuckjing gay faggots and its just a shit place top generally be in. Also the students are either fucking retarded or have big ass forehads, their names usally start with J, and last name starting with CRA. This school is BOOTY

Travis: bro im going too WIlliam Pitcher Junior High next year
Scott: damn bro i feel bad for u kys
Travis? its really that bad?
Scott: Yes you should kys now and come back alive later
Travis: okay

by vennyweenny October 4, 2023