high jump

executed at track meets everywhere, this field event kicks all the other field events' asses! it's by far the best use of one's athletic talent. you have to have it all to be able to jump, and we're talkin' speed, flexibility, strength, endurance. the ultimate.

also: shiz is used to determine one's starting point.

kendra won the 2A state high jump with a jump of 5'8". amazing!

by kendra (shiz) November 1, 2006

after the jump

Fucking irritating, dated, web 2.0-esque phrase, occasionally found on wired or engadget.

Anyone using this supposes that their audience isn't familiar with the concept of a hyperlink, or attempts to make the act of clicking on one some kind of novel or interesting internet superhighway 'experience'. Fuck off you gigantic cunts.

<big block of shit here>

More photos of <shit> after the jump! Click on through! More pics after the break! I'm a gigantic prick!

<links here>

by doganuses September 12, 2007

jump on the grenade

to fuck an annoying girl that would otherwise be "cock-blocking" on a friend of yours

This fat fucking bitch was runnin' intereference on my boy, and I had to jump on that nasty ass grenade. Luckily, she sucked a mean dick

by biggle January 31, 2003

Hey! Say! JUMP

A popular Japanese boy band made up of 10 members from Johnny's Entertainment. They can sing, act, and dance. Some of them can even tap dance, do gymnastics, play the guitar, drums, piano, and other various things.

Have you heard that Hey! Say! JUMP's youngest member is only 14?!

by hsjchinen August 27, 2009

Jumana

Best friend you could ever have! Her dirty jokes got everyone 💀. She’s one of the prettiest girls at school but doenst know.

Damn who’s that girl?! 😏😧
Oh that’s Jumana.

by Jumana’s bsf June 30, 2018

jump the monkey

When a woman returns home after a long and boring day working in a restaurant with the sole aim of getting shagged silly. Her advances lack subtlety as she just grabs at the man´s genitals demanding coitus. When faced with any resistance she jumps on the unaccommodating male and rides him into oblivion.

Nicky: Hey Amanda, do you fancy a drink after work?
Amanda: Nah, I don´t think so.
Nicky: Why not? Are you off home to jump the monkey?
Amanda: Yeah, I am fucking gagging for it.
Nicky: Crikey!!

by FurbyFuck10 November 26, 2015

Jump on my vibe

1) A phrase one would use toward another person, telling them to get into a good mood, to be as positive and fun as you. 2) align with my vibe.

Stop being negative, jump on my vibe.

by Jump on my vibe June 10, 2018