joosted

When you tell a friend to "just follow you" to a destination, but blow through every yellow and red light on the route.

"I tried to follow him to the grocery store, but he joosted me and I lost him."

by boogitybooooo March 30, 2025

Jooked

Jooked is a word similar to the word “fried” in a sense that it relates to someone who acts like they are high.

Roman: ts so cooked man
Guy: yeah you’re so Jooked man

by Mr BruhMoment September 1, 2025

Jooked

Jooked (adj.) — Toronto slang
When mans are moving spaced out like they’re high, or when something’s fully broken, past fixing. Basically worse than “fried” or “cooked.”

Owen: hes on your right shoot him

Roman: *looks left and dies*
Owen: yea your jooked bruv

by RomansNeedsAimlabs September 7, 2025

Noodle Joose

Semen; male ejaculate.

I walked in on my little brother masturbating, and there were screams and noodle joose everywhere.

by Galacticpoet January 24, 2021

tim joosten

This is a very fat, but nice guy. He is a cuddly bear and everybody loves him. The girls are all in love with big tim joosten. He has a massive butt, and a even bigger dick.

Wow he is amazing, such a tim joosten

by Timjoostenfan November 25, 2021

Jigga-Joose

Cum.

That nigga on da loose.. He squirtin' that Jigga-Joose!.

by SLorentz611 June 12, 2022

Jigga Joose

Another slang term for a mans cum.

That nigga out here slingin his jigga Joose errwhere, yo!!

by SLorentz611 June 14, 2022