Jonks

Another word for jokes or kidding. Often used with lots of expression. Created by NathenSama

"You're Beautiful"
"JONKS!"

by nSama March 30, 2010

jonobrow

An angry commie with a tiny penis

Oh, that's jonobrow

by JFK the Booty Warrior June 1, 2010

Jonboi

A person who can only drink 4 pints

OMG what a light weight. He's such a jonboi

by Moffman181 August 14, 2016

Jonnovan

A dude who is a good guy and have kinda cool associates

Ryon and dacus play with Jonnovan because he is kinda cool

Fernando (local fart smella) likes Jonnovan's minecraft gameplay

by Flyinghobomemes May 15, 2021

Janko Jerk

When a person driving a car with a manual transmission jerks the steering wheel at the exact moment he/she shifts gears, in an attempt to induce wheelspin or "chirp" the tires.

Ol' Bryan took me for a ride in his mustang. It's a 4 cylinder and it won't lay rubber...so he kept trying to janko jerk it.

by MLQ2K1 October 2, 2018

Jonker

To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.

“Stop jonkering yourself mate!”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”

by Jessikah June 23, 2021

Jondom

1. Coined in Wolfville, Nova Scotia, the Jondom is made with the same latex as a regular condom, however, is on average 25-50% bigger than a regular condom.

2. The term Jondom is usually only applied to condoms so large that they are custom made, but can also mean a XXX or Magnum.

1. I was ready to get dirty with the swamp donkey but I ran out of Jondoms and all she had was standard.

2. I ran out of condoms so I had to borrow one of my roomates Jondoms. It was like trying to fuck wearing a hefty bag.

by Jumpin Jonnys June 26, 2006