Locker Jockey

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items

Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!

by Apollo83 July 5, 2019

trunk jockey

A male midget that is forced, tied if necassary, to sit in your trunk and spin some vinyls while you drive. If your midget refuses to be your trunk jockey, you simply tell him that he IS your trunk jockey and proceed to throw him against a wall. A trunk jockey can only be used in one's hooptie. Be careful, they bite.

Yo, B hop up in my trunk. Make da hooptie bump. To attract your trunk jockey, sing the following song; "Trunk jockey, trunk jockey, spin me a rhyme, make da hooptie bump, and have a nice time, can't you see, trunk jockey, you were meant to sit in my trunk." Always sing this attractive tune to the melody of Fiddler on the Roof's song, "Matchmaker."
- IF this doesn't work, you might get lucky and find a midget that will accept leprachaun gold.

If trained properly, your midget can also be trained into doing the chicken wing with you!

by K-Wreck, OLI LOC, HARRI M April 23, 2007

jockternative

Any music, movies or pop culture that jocks, cheerleaders, frat boys or any other clueless people in general, consider alternative, but are actually very mainstream by those in the know.

I really liked that band, but they became so jockternative.

by Raydogg72 June 5, 2011

Jockey Choccy

The residual stain in your underwear after either 'skidding' or 'shitting' yourself.

After being out on the booze, James was unable to hold on and prevent the inevitable Jockey Choccy that followed.

by smithpie October 18, 2014

Juckley

A person in VR who is naive enough not to understand their own innuendos

She said she "fisted the cat" but she meant that she accidentally punched the cat. She's a bit of a Juckley.

by KC2802 October 8, 2022

tape-jockey

n. A computer operator in a data center. Connotates an IT person with a brainless, repetitive or tedious job, such as a backup operator.

Make sure the tape jockey's know that this new database needs to be backed up daily.

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman

Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009