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salad jockey

When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.
Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey
by Dickzilla4 June 7, 2018
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Basement Jockey

Someone who spends most of their time in their relatives' basements for their own personal hobby. Linux coders.
"Dan spent all night downstairs coding up the new kernel patch, he's a real basement jockey"
by Billy_Brasky1 December 31, 2008
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pixel jockey

A derogatory term for graphic designers, motion graphic artists, 3D artists and other computer-related fields related to the visual arts industry. Used by producers and HR recruiters as term of condescension to those artists whose skills, they do not ultimately understand.

Like the racist lawn jockeys of golf clubs and the racist term camel jockeys, the term implies a being of lower status and the master-slave relation between the owner and owned.

Actual 3D artists and graphic designers would never refer to themselves as pixel jockeys, preferring to use job titles for the fields which they respectfully have mastered.
"Hey Bob, we gotta get another pixel jockey to wrangle this greenscreen that I shot on DV."
by Another Freelance Designer February 11, 2010
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tape-jockey

n. A computer operator in a data center. Connotates an IT person with a brainless, repetitive or tedious job, such as a backup operator.
Make sure the tape jockey's know that this new database needs to be backed up daily.
by DrewZee May 9, 2003
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Jockey Choccy

The residual stain in your underwear after either 'skidding' or 'shitting' yourself.
After being out on the booze, James was unable to hold on and prevent the inevitable Jockey Choccy that followed.
by smithpie October 18, 2014
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testosterone jockey

A man (or young man) whose behavior is driven by the uncontrollable urge to prove that he's "more of a man" than the next guy. Always has to be first in line, always has to be the fastest, always has to drink the most, has to control the room, tailgates and weaves dangerously in and out of traffic to pass people, etc. Basically a Type A personality jacked up to extremes.
That testosterone jockey tailgated me in heavy rush hour traffic for 5 miles, then took a dive across 3 lanes to weave around everyone and almost clipped 2 cars in the process.
by StealthAGC June 20, 2013
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Facebook Jockey

The one employee that is responsible for posting the messages and status updates on the companies Facebook page.
- Damn! Our Facebook jockey just quit!
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!

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by Oscarson3 January 11, 2013
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