jergle

the act of jerglin'

I jergled all over you

by Jmin April 25, 2003

jeagle

Cliffs that look like Half-Jet Half-Eagles, they are often sick and only dealt with through the use of just-in-case clawbreakers.

"Dude, is that a jet or an eagle"
-"Its a jeagle."
"yeah, a sick jeagle"
"I'm gonna need my claw-breakers. . . , by the way, that bald dude over there says sup?"

by Kozzy January 2, 2009

jewleeuhh

a smart talented young girl who will always have ur back and will sacrifice anything for u, also shes pretty good at keeping people named devin wrapped around her finger and shes super sexy in everyway and i wouldnt change a thing about her

jewleeuhh eradicates my mind with her sexyness

by devin riley April 11, 2008

Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

Jewlle

A strong independent woman. An Army girl at heart. She is kind and caring, but tough and fierce. Very athletic and competitive. Her personality is amazing and is smart, and daring!

Boy: Have you seen that Jewlle? She is so cute

by Wolfie Paws June 10, 2017

jewgether

A jewish get together

Did you here? John is having a Family Get Jewgether.

by Xx-PussyFucker69-xX May 19, 2018

Jewles

Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories

"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943

Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*

Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."

by Lord Ravenhawk June 4, 2018