Jesus

The single greatest person in the history of everything.

historian: Did you know jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the romans?

by The Great American October 7, 2008

Jesus

The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf

Damn jesus is just a hottie

by Tioshsjwk May 25, 2018

Jesus

Oof me dude I’m Jesus your father from the past btw I love roblox

Hello,JESUS 😂😂

by Amber Gibson May 20, 2019

Jesus

A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw

Damn That boy Jesus is amazing

by Lil Dequaviz January 2, 2019

Jesus

The greeatest most hottest person u will ever meet. He is super kind and he will always have a place in my heart he is super easy to love. By the way is a code name for Emmet.

Lily: who do u love
Emma: Jesus

by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is a smart, tall ,funny boy. He loves to play and is caring. He has Short Brown hair, has dark brown eyes and has a cute smile. You should be lucky to have a Jesus by your side.

"Whos that???"
"Thats a Jesus!"
"No way!"
"He's so cute!"

by My cute Jesus bf April 21, 2019

Jesus

Tyler Griffin

Person 1:- Wow fam just seen Jesus
Person 2:- Nah dickhead that’s just Tyler Griffin

by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019