Jerk-off

(noun) An insult. Can mean idiot, moron, inbred sun of a bitch, etc.

Biggie: go get me a sandwich

Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you

Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off

Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off

Biggie: what?

by Brennan Kennedy May 22, 2005

jerk off stalefish

If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.

Go jerk off stalefish!!!

Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"

by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006

jerk off sock

A sock that placed on the penis to assist in masturbation.

Dave: dude, what's with that sock?
Jake: don't touch it! That's the jerk off sock.

by TheSpaceBaller November 24, 2015

Jerk-off

A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins.
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)

Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday!

by King Jerk II April 27, 2009

Jerk-off Diet

Also referred to as "Jerk-off fasting", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.

Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off Diet!"

Brian: "Good idea!"

by Black Foot July 9, 2010

Jerk Off Child

A Child not fathered by the act of coitus but by insert the male semen while or after a blowjob/handjob or jerking off.

This can happen by accident or on purpose.

during a 3 way, your father jerked off in another guy's mouth, who then ate out your mom. 9 months later she shat you out, jerk off child

by DaSaTo March 8, 2010

Jerk off

A person who is a jerk, but more than a jerk. Basically a dick, but they are also a jerk, so Jerk off kinda encompasses being a jerk and a dick, since your jerk off a dick.

P1) Hey did you see that guy trip his ex girl near the sprinklers?
P2) Yeah! He's such a Jerk off!! Why'd she ever go out with him.
P1) Girl, I asked her that and she said "DICK TO BAWM!"

by Rich homie Came October 14, 2013