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court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"
phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."
by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009
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Jesterfy

Adding the phrase 'Just kidding' or 'Jokes' after something is said to reinfore the last stated thing, was to be taken only in jest.
I made a remark about my cousin's mole and a hockey puck, of course i then felt obliged to jesterfy it with; 'I'm just kidding mate.'
by CallumFoster January 8, 2020
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jester.pawz

the person who never cosplays

least active mutual EVER
oh yeah, jester.pawz? they're never active anymore lol!!
by mochikitten June 27, 2021
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Jesterphile

A person who is obsessed with the aesthetic of court Jesters. In example: (Looks, Music, Art and so forth.) People who also love Masquerades and jesters in media
"Yo dude, did you see Anon's Jester mask in his backpack?"

"Dude you should see his room he has all kinds of those things. The dude is such a Jesterphile.
by Groove-Jester June 30, 2021
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jester fetish

The untamable need to fuck a jester silly; desiring a jester in the way a hunter may desire it's prey in a sexual context. (This does not require a predator/prey kink.)
Person 1: yeah, I'm really into jesters.

Person 2: what do you mean?

Person 1: Like, I would totally raw Cierco from Skyrim, that jester shit gets me going.

Person 2: ...so, like, a jester fetish?
Person 1: honestly yeah
by zdux January 12, 2022
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Jester Pirates

New member: "Hi guys how's it going?"
Jester Pirates member: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, IM TRYING TO PLAY DEEPWOKEN"
*Bans new member*
by doorbey April 26, 2022
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Jester Juice

A jester juice is a person who is always toxic and/or manipulative. They think they are being funny at first, but later their anger issues overtake them and make them lash out at people controllably.
John is the jester juice of our friend group!
by Jolinterianu August 16, 2022
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