Maria Jensen

Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.

She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache

Wow is that Maria Jensen
She must have some big tits
And a wierd cousin

by Maria Jensen December 02, 2019

JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room after partaking in the act of THE PARTY

I was at my friend's Jan's house and I ended up JENSENing for 3 hours.

by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024

JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room following the act of THE PARTY.

I was at my friend Jan's house, when I had to go JENSENing.

by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024

Mikkel ellegaard jensen

Beavo look a like. Has had the same haircut since birth. Mikkel ellegaard jensen is a background character who thinks he´s important. Mikkel ellegaard jensen aka Mikkel is also someone who is just there inhaling our oxygen and is a waste of space. BTW Mikkel is also best friends with the canteen lady.

OMG that no-one is a mikkel
Oh shit someone is breathing out Co2 what the hell
Jesus christ. I didnt see you there mikkel, u scared me
Someone not being see or heard is a mikkel ellegaard jensen

by Every person on earth and magn March 05, 2024

jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?

Wow you’re such a “jensen noone” (fraud)

by Euan Haines April 22, 2024

Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia April 02, 2018

Rilan Jensen

Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.

There goes Rilan Jensen again, with yet another shitty female he knows fucking sucks.

by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020