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Bradley Jenkins 

an extremely large male with a massive willy. usually seen at mcdonalds but has been seen at kfc.
wow that guy has been at maccas all week, he is definitely a Bradley Jenkins

Teagan O'Dell Jenkins 

Best kid you'll ever meet. He's funny, awesome,smart and an all around cool dude. If you know this guy you are lucky.
Teagan O'Dell Jenkins
Kid1: Dude I need help on this problem
Teagan: I'll help you.

Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins 

A Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins is when an individual runs out of toilet paper and instead of just going and getting some more decides to cut up a t-shirt and use that instead.
Person 1: Hey man how was taking that shit?

Person 2: I ran out of toilet paper and had to do a Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins.

Person 1: That's gross man, next time make sure you re not out of toilet paper

Brown Jenkins

When "santorum" is forcibly projected at another person by way of:
1. Placing directly into a spoon and flinging,
or
2. Shooting it out of a straw like a spit-ball.
After some rigorous anal sex, Larry expelled some snatorum on a spoon and shot a Brown Jenkins at Jack.
Brown Jenkins by bundies January 19, 2010

Old Man Jenkins 

A fart emitted from an elderly man/woman unbeknown to them. A fart that just "falls" from their butt sounding similar to a horse snort.
Man did you hear Mr. Jones's Old Man Jenkins?

Yeah I heard it, but he definitely didn't
Old Man Jenkins by frixibeltyler September 1, 2010

Leeroy Jenkins 

A lesser known Russian God, worshiped for his brave actions regarding dragons. He is also praised by gangs of latino chess players, for his amazing strategy.
Praise Stalin and also Leeroy Jenkins for they are our Gods.