A Jenifer is usually mistaken for an ostrich. When seen, the ostriches can get spooked, and loose control. Often times, their wings flap, teeth grin, snout scrunches, and eyes cross. The best thing to do is not to meet their eyes, but back away slowly. Jenifer's are in the most violent mood when they are hungry. One way, to calm an ostrich is to stroke their earlobes. Jenifers can be great pets, maids, and can prove great jokes. Ostriches and Jenifer's are amazing creatures.
I saw a girl with thick brown hair and a goofy but bubbly smile. her name was Jenifer. Then she growled and I knew for sure that she was an ostrich
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she's secretive and only opens up when you get to know her. Beware that she sometimes makes up lies to cover for personal things. She's gullible and artistic and full of surprises. And she sometimes looks for affection as well. And she usually prefers to hang out with boys more than girls since she isn't that feminine.
She usually goes for the funny dorky guys rather than the perfect guys everybody goes for.
because she doesn't care how many imperfections you have. Her love for them is raw.
If you have a Jenivet, don't underestimate her, not even this definition can suffice!
she's secretive and only opens up when you get to know her. Beware that she sometimes makes up lies to cover for personal things. She's gullible and artistic and full of surprises. And she sometimes looks for affection as well. And she usually prefers to hang out with boys more than girls since she isn't that feminine.
She usually goes for the funny dorky guys rather than the perfect guys everybody goes for.
because she doesn't care how many imperfections you have. Her love for them is raw.
If you have a Jenivet, don't underestimate her, not even this definition can suffice!
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Petite, curvy, educated, and kind. Very attractive, reserved ambivert. Good with money and helping others.
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