jed stick

it mean a guy with a small penis

omg my jed stick is small

by shawnta thomas May 8, 2017

jehadi jed

Street bum from London Town. Wears a vest, dirty pants and a scruffy beard. Keen daffodil gardener.

"Oh look Jim Bob, give Jehadi Jed some of your change, it looks like he needs a holiday"

by Fred Mcwolf box February 2, 2018

Jed's Best

Some insane blondies that make you jizz in your pants.

I had some Jed's Best blondies yesterday and I accidentally busted my load all over my buddy.

by Foodie1 June 20, 2010

Dirty Jed

Saying "I love you" either: When you first meet a girl, or when you say it too early in the relationship and scare the girl off.

His relationship was going smoothly, until he pulled a Dirty Jed and spooked her.

by Chrono625 April 22, 2020

Juicy Jed

An annoying idiot who wears black tops leafy shorts he also has black hair and dirty feet

Juicy Jed

by Hello I’m pathetic Patrick July 27, 2018

Jed Clampett

Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies found his claim to fame by shooting a gun and the bullet striking the ground and upcame a spout of oil. Typically, this act occurs when a man and a woman are having sex in the doggy-style position and the man becomes half-way hard. He then proceeds to urinate inside the woman, pulling out right as he finishes, only to watch his urine spout from her anus in a similar fashion that oil shot up from the ground.

I filled that bitches ass up and gave her the Jed Clampett.

I pulled a Jed Clampett on this bitch while fucking her in a chair and she got it all over her new jacket that was on the backrest.

by Grizz Mint January 13, 2008

Jed's a millionaire

Had sex, or 'got lucky'.

We were at the club last Saturday and I met this hottie; I bought her a drink, we ended up back at her place and the next thing your know, Jed's a millionare!

by Code Monkey June 21, 2005