jizzmop

A young permiscious person whose sole purpose in life is to capture and absorb man gravy.

Dude 1, Check it out, that chick is a babe.
Dude 2, (Loud alarm sound) No way man, she's a jizzmop! (Clean up in aisle 3)

by supa steeze pants May 2, 2009

jazzcocker

Someone dances like John Travolta in Saturday Night Feaver at every party no matter what song it is.

"Boy look at that guy go"

"Yeah he's a real lord of the dance, a real Jazzcocker"

by Headro Saidro September 18, 2006

Jazzmine

Jazzmine is a nice person. She is smart and caring. You can trust her

Person:Jazzmine
Jazzmine: Yes
Person: Can I tell you a secret you promise not to say?
Jazzmine: Of course!
Person: I know you like Colin

by Hohoho Merry Christmas November 5, 2019

jizzmonger

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.

You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!

by foj August 21, 2003

Jazzmarie

person that is most likely great to many people and can do many things but wont do one thing on her own

me:Jazzmarie come on go to the website and do the thing

her: no!

by ntisud February 6, 2010

jizzmosphere

When someone other than yourself has sex in your tent or your car, this is the funky atmosphere that lingers.

"I'm not letting you borrow my tent for Bonneroo... I don't need your jizzmosphere tainting it."

by mBmD July 31, 2012

jazzhoops

Jazz hoops is a cool bitch she obviously plays basketball and she's damn good at it she is very athletic and works very well under pressure she's a very intelligent and caring person. She often stays to herself but if you show that you care about her she will eventually open up she is the best person to be around she doesn't care what people say about her she just focuses on what going to make her a better ball player and person.

Have you seen Jazzhoops she's the best Hooper out there these days no one can stop her.

by tbh123345699999 March 27, 2015