Jarvis

A Jarvis is a loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger who looks Amish. He fucks white bitches, sleeps in cars, and needs constant companionship.

Kayla: He kicked me out again to fuck other bitches.

Jody: He's a real Jarvis.

Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger.

by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024

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Mr. Jarvis

Absolute fucking legendary ripped gigachad.
(possibly agent 47)

"HOLY SHIT IT'S MR. JARVIS"

by Gandikotologist January 30, 2022

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Jarvis

The definition of Josias is a handsome kid who has a big dick which girls love. He is probably the sexiest man alive and the richest. He is funny, and he be getting all the bitches!

Omggg jarvisss!!!

by Ejfbsjbfjdenj November 18, 2023

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The person Jarvis really likes money. They know they will be a very successful person money wise. Money is the only thing on their mind.

by Nciep November 23, 2021

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Someone who looks up supplemental information that can assist in the completion of a task

"Looks like I'm stuck on this level. Hey, Gary can you Jarvis this part for me? I need a hint."

by Prof_Gucho August 8, 2025

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To Jarvis means to walk with one knee bent whilst the kneecap is placed in a shoe or boot. Jarvising is very difficult but is very rewarding, especially if you are seeking attention from potential sommeliers! To Jarvis is to have a pulchritude of swagger!

Caleb swooned as he observed Gumby ambulating towards the faecal smeared ceiling fan in mesmerizing Jarvis style.

by My Uncle’s Sopping Wet Breasts September 22, 2022

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