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The Jacques Cousteau

The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.
Dude last night April and I went back to my place and I totally gave her the Jacques Cousteau.
by jbomb108 November 3, 2009
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Jacques Chirac

The French president embroiled in politcal scandal at home, not punishable by French law until he is out of office.

The posterboy for Anti-Bush extremists who have little to no knowledge of the depth of French investment in pre-war Iraqi Oil and defense contracts.
Elf-Aquitaine
France Telecom
UN Oil for Food Program
Daussalt
Cotecna
by Free Press in France July 1, 2005
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jaqueen

Inspired by the award winning actor Joaquin Phoenix. Is a descriptive word which translates to/combines/accentuates terms such as Hot, Sick, Awesome, Sexy, Stylish, Chic, Amazing, Unique, Fresh etc.
Used in descriptive terms such as:
"Those shoes are so jaqueen"

Used in conversation:
"How was hanging out with that girl last night"
"Awful. She turned out to be not jaqueen"
by densam January 10, 2011
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jaquese

Name depicting certain traits of Harlem born black people, specifically the ability to use a 9mm weapon and or switch blade.
My name is Jacquese and i have a 9 milli and i is gonna shoot you up for real.
by Jacquese January 22, 2004
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jacques chirac

To urinate on the shaved belly of one's mistress postcoitus.
Justin performed pulled a jacques chirac on Claudette, after which she smelled slightly better.
by Ribbit Rabbit July 16, 2006
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jaquest

The name Jaquest is a unique name, The name Jaquest means have a lot of girls and he will have a future with the girl he is with now
by Ebk quezzo May 18, 2018
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jaquecob

The word "Jaquecob" refers to a Frenchman's penis.

It is used in social context for implying that a person is being stuck up and rather snobby.
Person 1; Do you want to shop at Target?
Person 2; No, their clothing is so cheep!

In this example person 2 ia being a Jaquecob
by 151NovemberDog December 2, 2016
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