Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020

jakey

a total thievin wee gypsy alcky bastard

as in 'see they wee ned cunts outside parkhead wi the white lightnin an kappa tracksuits, they're a right bunch o fuckin jakeys!'

by Alastair November 22, 2003

JAKEY BOI

SICK, RADICAL DUDE

JAKEY BOI WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RADICAL BACK THERE

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019

Janked Up

Something that is messed up or not right.

This pie tastes very janked up.

by Will Grennay January 13, 2007

jankem

stuffing feces into a bottle and inhaling the fermented methane to get high

"yo take a hit of this jankem"
"who's was it?"
"mine"
"k."

by acold7dusta August 21, 2007

Jakey

Scottish term for a dodger, junkie, alcoholic

Did you see that jakey on the back of the bus?
yeah with his eyes rolled in the back of his head the shit stains on his jeans.

by Rastaman36 May 17, 2009

janked

to be "muffed up" or "fucked up"

dang, that guys face is hella janked up.

by elvis bojangle May 20, 2009