n: A man with a long, thick penis, a freshly shorn scrotum, and the ability to maintain a granite-like erection for long periods of time. He is also attractive, funny, and brilliant. A little known aspect of a joe is the unparallelled ability to grill various meats.
Hot Girl 1: What's wrong with you? You have a stomach ache? And you are sitting kind of funny, like crooked.
Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny.
Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number?
Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny.
Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number?
by Joeg3 August 28, 2010
Get the joemug. Joe is a sensitive and loving man who attracts all the girls and has a girlfriend named Eleanor
#love birds
#love birds
by Hello boyfriend(hamish) March 16, 2017
Get the Joemug. by Mimi4544446 April 13, 2010
Get the joemug. 
A very sexy guy that will make you squirt. He has a very large penis. I am talking a penis that is a foot long. He will fuck you so hard.
by Joecable1 March 31, 2017
Get the Joemug. Basically the hotest kid you will ever meet he is also pretty buff and has a massive wanger so he should just become a pornstar because of all the girls he gets
by biggesttank101 March 9, 2011
Get the Joemug. Joe is a person that dissapear months ago , a certain group of people rape him and killed him , when people ask for joe , they ask for his family specially his mama , she fell right into depression after she know what happened , This definition is a conmemoration to Joe , a very nice guy that live a short life
by TheIceToaster October 21, 2019
Get the Joemug.