joe

n: A man with a long, thick penis, a freshly shorn scrotum, and the ability to maintain a granite-like erection for long periods of time. He is also attractive, funny, and brilliant. A little known aspect of a joe is the unparallelled ability to grill various meats.

Hot Girl 1: What's wrong with you? You have a stomach ache? And you are sitting kind of funny, like crooked.

Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny.

Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number?

by Joeg3 August 28, 2010

Joe

An idiotic man

Joe is a sensitive and loving man who attracts all the girls and has a girlfriend named Eleanor
#love birds

by Hello boyfriend(hamish) March 16, 2017

joe

Being overly hype for NO reason.

(mostly used in Philly)

Dude: "Yooooo, we fuck bitches and get money!!!!!!!!!"

Me: "Why are you so fucking joe? Shut up!"

by Mimi4544446 April 13, 2010

Joe

A person with a bigger cock than any gavin

dannie: your cocks a joe

by joe2may July 24, 2011

Joe

A very sexy guy that will make you squirt. He has a very large penis. I am talking a penis that is a foot long. He will fuck you so hard.

Joe made the lady's moan.

by Joecable1 March 31, 2017

Joe

Basically the hotest kid you will ever meet he is also pretty buff and has a massive wanger so he should just become a pornstar because of all the girls he gets

Omg did you see that Joe kid he's so hot

by biggesttank101 March 9, 2011

Joe

A person that is very stupid and smart at the same time.

This guy is acting a total Joe.

by Impractical Joker February 21, 2017