n: A man with a long, thick penis, a freshly shorn scrotum, and the ability to maintain a granite-like erection for long periods of time. He is also attractive, funny, and brilliant. A little known aspect of a joe is the unparallelled ability to grill various meats.
Hot Girl 1: What's wrong with you? You have a stomach ache? And you are sitting kind of funny, like crooked.
Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny.
Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number?
Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny.
Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number?
by Joeg3 August 28, 2010
Joe is a sensitive and loving man who attracts all the girls and has a girlfriend named Eleanor
#love birds
#love birds
by Hello boyfriend(hamish) March 16, 2017
by Mimi4544446 April 13, 2010
by joe2may July 24, 2011
A very sexy guy that will make you squirt. He has a very large penis. I am talking a penis that is a foot long. He will fuck you so hard.
by Joecable1 March 31, 2017
Basically the hotest kid you will ever meet he is also pretty buff and has a massive wanger so he should just become a pornstar because of all the girls he gets
by biggesttank101 February 23, 2011
Joe is known online to be a Legend or a Mysterious figure in the world. Joe is often times confused by modern man to be a human or some sort of meme, but joe was created by a god himself named twomad.
Is that Joe? Joe mama
by LegendaryEv May 17, 2021