Jed

Stinky hot shit who I’d rather have the intercourse with a Dani divisor HATER who is also from France then be near

Person 1: dude Andrew is like a jed

Person 2: yes Behzinga

by Jedhater420 February 3, 2024

Jed

A fat spicy Ranga that has a hatred towards humans and is extremely attracted to dinosaurs in a sexual manner

Jed is a horrible person

by NumberOneJEDHater January 10, 2024

Jed

A person who is in denial about being BTS Army.

Why do you always get recommended BTS songs and social media posts? That is so Jed of you.

by JedBTS March 17, 2026

Jed

Another name for Jut

"Hey, have you see Jut?"

"No dude, I haven't, but don't you mean "Jed"? That's the cool way to refer to a Half-Korean guy in 2025!"

by GlizzyBomber November 11, 2025

Jed

A person who makes way too many sex jokes, and is really annoying.

A: You're such a Jed!
B: Nuh uh...

by corncabbit December 9, 2025

Jed

A multi-talented person and an overall cool creative guy.

Be like Jed.

Person: Jed is amazing!

by RoboticDreamz December 16, 2025

Jed.

Pl. Jeds
A slang term used to desribe a person who has sexual/intimate relations with their cousins and possibly other close family members. Today, it is commonly used to describe people who have no social skills, are unintelligent or just look stupid. Its origins come from a large, wealthy private school that was large enough to form its own upper class suburb in the north shore of Sydney, Australia.

"Stop spooning your cousin you jed!"

Person one: "Hey Andy I don't think i'll go out on saturday night 'cause I have to watch the third season of Gossip Girl."
Person Two: "Seriously, you are such a jed."

by Anon1991_2010 June 18, 2010