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Oh your yarak is big like jan‘s
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A: You are such a Jan!!!
- you are such an asshole
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Jan

The name Jan is primarily a gender-neutral name of Dutch origin that means God Is Gracious. Pronounced "Yahn" in Dutch (male), a form of JOHN. Pronounced "Jan" in English (female), a short form of Janet or Janice.
It can also be derived from the greek god "Janus" the god of doors and the past, present and future. Jan is also a person that realises that some lil' kids are posting their urban dictionary names on instagram probs trying to seem cool or deep but look like idiots, since people can tipe it themselves making the skit practically as a lift-up by them selves.
Oh shit, Jan has a big dong, but Jan can br used as a female name too, so she too has a big dong
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Having a big cock, making good soup.
Linker hoden dynamisch. Rechter eher schwer.
Jan hat einen Geilen Hoden!
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... or Big Furcel from Třeboň is king of his poddaných in Nordic, but he often doesn't have čas for them. He goes out in kraťasy and žabky until November and gains attention from queen T.

His strength is the hair on his face, his lush beard and messy hair.
Anyway, he is too hot for Nordic, he must go to Love Island.
Jan or Big Furcel is big boy and everyone love him.
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Jan is a Guy with the Hugest wale cock. You have never seen a Person with a cock his size
Jan has a really big cock
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A Jan is basically a synonym of a Ted. You will find him as one of the kindest-hearted being on earth. We are talking here about a very funny person that has amazing listening skills.

However, and that is what makes him similar to a Ted, a Jan is in the perpetual quest for his beloved one. Usually, when he is certain to have found her, a Jan will most likely Ted her (or Jan her, if you follow) by wanting to go too far too quick with the person.
Natasha: "Hi"
Jan: "Hi, I find you really attractive and smart, I love you and want to raise my kids with you and your family in a pretty English garden"
Natasha: (HELP)

Natasha has just been Janed
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