jackin da bank

to masturbate

this kid was in his room jackin da bank when i walked in

by Brklynz Finest22 December 25, 2009

Jackin Ya Chips

An alternative way of saying "I'm joking", most commonly present in the North East of England (AKA Geordie land).
'Jackin' being a substitute for the word 'joking'.

Friend1: "I just saw an old lady pull her knickers down!"
Friend2: "WTH! Where?!"
Friend1: "Am Jackin ya chips man!"

by PeggyMcLeggy August 06, 2009

lets get crackin jackin

im not sure..u think of it

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by Sihan Wu December 10, 2007

jackin da cheese from da barn

To steal money from a house.

"Yo foo i was jackin da cheese from da barn and my neighbors came home and caught me jigga!"

by David March 17, 2004

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount July 11, 2008

Beiber Jackin

when you hear/see someone listing watching singing talking thinking about Justin Beiber at the same time that you are.

*both singing at same time*
Girl 1: "I need somebody to love"
Girl 2: "Never Say Never"

*both yelling*

Girl 1: Hey Bitch you Beiber Jackin!!!
Girl 2:What evs hoe I was singing first!!!

by Peric E. Nukka February 16, 2011

Jackin' Your Stax

One who masturbates with a pocket pussy made of a stax can (lays off brand Pringles).

I was jackin' your stax after my parents went to bed last night.

by Black_Daddy December 12, 2017