The journal a man keeps that documents his previous masturbation experiences. Typical Jack Off Journals contain time and date of session, video title, size of load and level pleasure rating.
Neil: "Yo man did you just read my Jack Off Journal!!!!????
Pete: "Yeah bro, you've been puttin in some serious overtime!"
Pete: "Yeah bro, you've been puttin in some serious overtime!"
by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011
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wouldn't put em in a genre of music cus theres many they could come under.
basically they just rock!
i heart joj very much <3
wouldn't put em in a genre of music cus theres many they could come under.
basically they just rock!
i heart joj very much <3
by ~* CharlooT *~ February 21, 2005
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a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it
dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.
by NotASock March 26, 2010
Get the jack-off sock mug.When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.
In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.
by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012
Get the Jack-Off Scarecrow mug.female rock band. Known for their onstage antics and Jessickas sweet voice to screaming.
I wouldnt call them a goth band but they were well known in that scene and underground.
Also part of the 90s riot grrrl, but didnt really break through.
They have a demo record and only had 2 studio albums and one wicked video for the song My Cat.
I wouldnt call them a goth band but they were well known in that scene and underground.
Also part of the 90s riot grrrl, but didnt really break through.
They have a demo record and only had 2 studio albums and one wicked video for the song My Cat.
jack off jill rules.
ps ; i keep hearing people say they sung i touch myself and did a song called our town with korn. Both of those false "facts" Thank god cause Korn suck.
ps ; i keep hearing people say they sung i touch myself and did a song called our town with korn. Both of those false "facts" Thank god cause Korn suck.
by poisoncandy July 8, 2006
Get the Jack Off Jill mug.One f'in amazing girl band! I dunno what they would come under really.. they're like.. goth.. but not... I dunno, don't care either really, as long as it's not townie music I'm fine! Jessika is one amazing woman too.. she also sings in Scarling which are kool too!
*She said kill me faster, with strawberry gashes all over, all over*- Strawberry Gashes- Jack Off Jill- One damn kool song!
by RaNdOmAnGeL December 23, 2003
Get the Jack Off Jill mug.A dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. A homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.
Also used as a verb.
Also used as a verb.
Noun: Bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. He's a Jack off all trades.
Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.
Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.
by clayshingle February 13, 2010
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