Ivan is not what he seems. He will turn on you in an instant, for he only accepts what benefits himself. Many will approve of Ivan, but when you peel off his artificial personality you will see what really has been bestowed upon you. The average Ivan is male and gets what he wants through brute force. An Ivan may also use you. Ivan will use your natural sympathy against you. Because once you have been in trapped with his ability to make you feel bad for him, you will suddenly lose everything you had. The average Ivan has a good haircut and an oversized under chin. He will make it seem as though he is a piece of shit and when he gets you to acknowledge that you will never want to lose him.
“Woooooooow, this kid just told me that he has no friends and that he wants me to be his friend. Must be an Ivan.”
by Defined w January 2, 2018
Get the Ivanmug. by Kerplunker45 August 15, 2004
Get the Ivanmug. by commiehoe June 4, 2018
Get the Ivanmug. Person 1: Hey do you know any bad fortnite players?
Person 2: Do you mean Ivan’s?
Person 1: Yes I do, my bad. Also, do you know who is married to Renee
Person 2: Yes, that would also be Ivan.
Person 1: Alright thanks!
Person 2: Do you mean Ivan’s?
Person 1: Yes I do, my bad. Also, do you know who is married to Renee
Person 2: Yes, that would also be Ivan.
Person 1: Alright thanks!
by Jamesdchu13 July 19, 2019
Get the Ivanmug. Ivan is a jerk kind of person. He may seem nice at the beginning but at the end he is a heartbreaker. He is a very smart person BUT not that handsome sometimes.
Yo your smart but mean. U are a Ivan
by MwahahahAhahahAHAHSHYDUCHSH December 1, 2019
Get the Ivanmug. 1. To act in a condescending manner towards "silly emotional" women
2. To have a superiority complex (usually displayed through trying to "one-up" others in knowledge, and with a specific head tilt)
2. To have a superiority complex (usually displayed through trying to "one-up" others in knowledge, and with a specific head tilt)
Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy trying to pick up that woman? What an ass!
Person 2: Yeah, he was really pulling an Ivan
Person 2: Yeah, he was really pulling an Ivan
by AliceNoNotThatAlice January 7, 2012
Get the Ivanmug. by Ivanna January 27, 2005
Get the ivanmug.