Iraqi-bation

The process of stranglebation requiring a metal cable and crane.

Just when I thought Saddam couldn't take anymore Iraqi-bation, he came. And that apparently felt nice.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 22, 2016

Iraqi Hot Tub

The act of cupping a hand around the bottom of ones butt cheeks while in the shower and allowing water to collect there, filling your crack. Once the crack is full of water the person performing the Iraqi Hot Tub then farts, which causes the fart to pass through the collected water thus making the water bubble and boil as in a Hot Tub.

The Iraqi Hot Tub also has a silencing effect on farts, making it a great way to sneakily let one rip in close proximity to others.

See also Iraqi Car Wash

I always perform the Iraqi Hot Tub while showering to muffle my farts, so my girlfriend can’t hear them in the other room.

by SoAngryRanger November 19, 2017

Iraqi Backpack

When a female companion uses your scrotum as a condom over her tightly clenched fist before she inserts it in your rectum

Went to 7-11 for some smokes and bumped in to Tammy Lynn, bada bing bada boom 10 minutes later she’s giving me an Iraqi backpack! Really took me back to my youth.

by The original Balano July 16, 2019

israiel

israiel is the best girl in the world, shes so sweet , kind and generous all the time. and the perfect person to hangout with and be your other half. shes so sporty and sweet and amazing !

oh your friend is israiel damn shes so pretty and fun!

by dude16 March 10, 2022

Midwest Iraqi

When you have horrible gas, so you get in your vehicle and crank the heat on high, fart and procees to rub one out in the stink to remind you of the times you mastubated in a porta potty in 115 degree heat in Iraq.

I was bored at work today and went and pulled a Midwest Iraqi during lunch break.

by SSGBB December 15, 2020

iraqified

to suddenly go ballistic and kill without a thought.

After he saw the damage done to his car, he became iraqified, and shot anything that moved.

by inoges August 12, 2008

Iraqi Root Canal

Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!

Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008