Israeled

When a smaller or weaker entity gets their shit rocked for being too aggressive for their own good. This often happens with little kids that have an affinity to dick punch much larger adults, or terrorist organizations.

What happened to Karen’s kid over there? Why is he laying on the crowd crying?

Ohhh, he spat on my girl so I israeled him

by Lionheart69 December 29, 2023

Israel

When you claim someone's rightful property as yours

Oh no! Benjamin just israeled my child!

by banjana June 11, 2024

Israeled

The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.

We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.

by Jaspa95 June 4, 2024

Israel

Sacred land of Jewish people and rightfully belonging to Jews, which is also a Holy land for Christians.

Also a very beautiful country.

Israel is true home of Jewish people.

Every Jew is connected to Israel through his or her ancestry.

by Givemesomecheese November 24, 2023

I support Israel

When a person says that, straight up just get the fuck away from them. They are about to drop the most brain rotting, nonsensical shit ever and think that they actually have a point. It’s best if you just don’t argue with them

Israel supporter: I support Israel

Person: Oh, I support Palestine
Israel Supporter: But khamas! Children are khamas so we kill them! Everybody is khamas so we have to kill everyone!

by sheepbeepeatneat November 27, 2023

Israeled

Being falsely accused of a crime.

Turns out, Joe had nothing to do with the robbery. Mike Israeled him.

by Pumpkinsmom February 4, 2024

Israel

He is such an incredible and loving guy. Although he does struggle with being nice and is not much of a social person, with specific few he is incredible. Living, caring, and and overall best boyfriend you could ever have. He does not like to talk about his feelings, worrying people, and has trust issues due to his past but He will never leave your side and will always be there for you no matter what. He will encourage you and forever care for you. Don’t loose someone like him and keep Izzy with you always

Guy: Hey, have you seen Israel
Girl: oh yeah he’s chillin with his Gf
Guy: Dang, he’s really dedicated to her, that’s so sweet.

by GCGG December 23, 2024