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Fart Invasion

This is when you go to a small shop with a large bunch of friends with whom you had a curry with the night before. And you all simultaneously fart like hell before exiting without making a purchase. This can be done in stealth by silent ones, or for added effect rip them out as loud as you can, watch the invasion unfold as the shop assistants dive for cover.

If you only have a small group, it can be done in a taxi, but has to be just as you're paying your fare.......Then upon leaving the taxi the doors are closed really quickly. The driver then suffers for over-charging.
'lets go to that crap clothes shop on the and release phase 1 of a fart invasion campaign, we'll get the fuckers next week too'

'This taxi drivers sure to rip us off, I feel the need for a fart invasion'
by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012
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Social Invasion

Social Invasion Hot New Reality Show of 10 talented men and women of all races and sexuality to see if they can all live under one roof for 1 whole month without judgment and secrets.
Executive Producer Jamario, Kentrelle, and owners/CEO's current project and business Social Invasion LLC
Social Invasion Hot New Reality Show And What You Keep In The Dark Always Comes To Light
by anonymous October 13, 2021
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Laundry Privacy Invasion

Usually occurs to one who lives in an apartment building with a shared laundry facility. When a person goes down to the laundry room, they will often if not always find that their clothes have been taken out of either the washer or the dryer and has been scattered all over the floor or piled angrily in a corner to free the laundry machines and make way for someone else's tastless and soiled clothes.

The victim will often feel as though their privacy has been invaded knowing that strangers have rummaged through their clothes and under garments, how awful!
A: Oh my, Laundry Privacy Invasion rates have been on the rise!
B: I know! I had to get security cameras installed because I had TWO invasions last week! The worst part is that last time I arrived at the scene, my boxers with Sylvester the cat prints on em' were missing....
A: You gotta watch out man, whoever took em' prolly has your SIN number, all the PINs to your bank accounts, your medical records etc. by now!
by P.Trotsky January 23, 2011
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caucasion invasion

The act of a group of white people overtaking a venue, activity, or location that was previously dominated by black people.
"Shit playa, why'd they have to build that damn ice skating rink downtown anyway? Ain't done nothin for the city but result in a caucasion invasion....lord knows no brothas use that damn ice rink."
by TimmyVD April 30, 2007
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the American Invasion

The wave of revolutionary American rock bands influxing into England and calling for the overthrow of the British government.
yeah... come on... it's the American Invasion,yeah!!!!!
by American September 7, 2006
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Invasion of Ukraine

The result of Putin fucking around in the country since he was inaugurated. But in all seriousness, this a
is a very depressing event. Even their president has taken up arms and might not be alive in 24 hours.
Bro have you seen the invasion of ukraine?
by kingofnations February 25, 2022
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