instant deflation of the anus

when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit

MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.

by luke fortune January 29, 2007

instantchess

Instantchess.com is a website dedicated to the game of chess. The website provides a relaxed environment for casual chess play via flash interface. There are currently over 2300+ premium members and numerous unregistered members.
Among its features, the website also allows users (premium players) to create there or team either for casual chess play (via forum) or to compete in team tournaments. For you do not wish to join a team you can still participate in individual tournaments.
There is currently only two translations of the site English and Russian. However with its vas popularity the site may add more languages upon demand.

I go to instantchess to play chess online!

by K, June 22, 2008

Billie Jean instance

when you're out and about and some girl you may or may not remember from the past comes up to you and is either pregnant or with a child. Then she claims that YOU are the father.

I was in a BW3 restaurant and this short stacked young blonde woman dressed in a black sweather, a short black skirt and black shoes called out my name and she came up to me with a baby boy and his eyes were like mine. Oh no. Who is that girl? Where did I meet her? This is a Billie Jean instance. It's just like the 1983 Michael Jackson hit.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2009

intangible

Something that can not be touched.

Nobody, otherwise known as Nobody with a capital N, is intangible to anyone but a Bunny.

by NobodyAIHeart November 28, 2005

instant pleasure

As far as I am concerned (being female and all) it is immediate gratification. Usually expidiated with the assistance of a dildo, vibrator or the good 'ol finger trick.

Ashley received instant pleasure after double clicking her mouse.

by Jenna Tolls May 6, 2006

instant native

someone who has only recently moved to an area and yet already considers her/himself (usually wrongly) to have a long-term resident's familiarity with that area

"I'm in town for a summer internship, so I know for a fact that there's no night life along U Street." "Instant native, just add short-term lease."

by Doctor Whom June 11, 2006

instant gang

1) a bonus-feature in GrandTheftAuto 2 Multiplayer that gives you a little party following you around. They only disappear when shot by your opponents.

2) the situation when you invite a couple of friends to hang out, they call some of theirs and before you know there's the party of the year happening at your house.

a: dood, your place looks nuked!
b: ya, instant gang last night..couldn't stop it.

by broiler666 March 31, 2009