Incoherent Babbling

Texts messages that don't make sense. Usually sent while drunk, high, hopped up on drugs, or a combination of all three.

Incoherent Babbling Text- Ex: You make boyz in the hood look like little rascals.

by drunkandstupid October 18, 2010

incompetent fool

An incompetent fool is someone who is incapable of completing the most simplest of tasks.

This man can't even turn on the hose. What an incompetent fool.

by Space Boy Mcoi January 11, 2016

incomponent

The moment after carefully packing away a board game and finding a piece you missed. You now have to unpack three quarters of for just that one piece.

Nigel had just placed his game back on the shelf when his wife found a stray piece. "I've found an incomponent" she said.

by The curious bibliophile February 9, 2019

Incomdockable

Two penis' that are not compatible aren't able to perform the sexual act of docking. Originated at UCSB and is slowly gaining popularity around the world.

ex.1 Corey and Danny were both circumsized. They're penis' were incomdockable.

ex.2 Jenna: I heard you two dock

Nick: No, we are incomdockable eghhhghh

ex.3 Eric and Les were heartbroken when they found out they were incomdockable. Instead they spent all night soaking inside of eachother for hours.

by Sir Docksalot March 15, 2010

Strategic Incompetence

Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired

Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?

Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again

Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!

by TedDeadMan September 4, 2009

Selective incompetence

Something you "can't" do because you don't want to do it. Something you can get others to do by making believe you can't do it.

When asked to do laundry they put all the white clothes in on hot and then put a brand new red sweatshirt in too. The result was all the white laundry was pink and they were banned from touching the laundry ever again...they could wash laundry but didn't want to so they applied "selective incompetence " to get out of ever being asked again.

by Murphwish July 9, 2016

incomplete pass

The male falling asleep during intercourse in the missionary position. Usually occurs after a night of drinking.

I almost suffocated when my boyfriend threw me an incomplete pass.

by E.D. May 8, 2006