dirty inch

the bit of skin between a woman's beaver and butthole; also known as the "'taint" ('cause it 'taint her pussy and it 'taint her asshole).

"i was screwing her for so long, my balls got sore from bouncing against her dirty inch.

by jimmyweeds May 14, 2004

eight inches

An imprecise unit of length. When used by a man describing the length of his penis, it means somewhere between six-and-a-half and seven-and-a-half inches.

Rico said he had eight inches, but you'd have to be generous to say six-and-three-quarters.

by atemperman January 24, 2004

Inch Worm

An attempt to slowly "inch" your hand into another individuals genitals, often not welcomed and typically man on man. Commonly this uncomfortable advance is spurred on by large volumes of alcohol consumption

"Dude that Drunk Closet-Homosexual Son of a Bitch just tried to Inch Worm his way into my pants"

by Taight March 23, 2010

Six Inches

1) Length of the average size penis.

2) 80% of the worlds men's penis length give or take a cenimeter or two.

My name is Joe Average and I've got six inches in front of me!

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

visual inch

Gaining what appears to be extra length on ones penis by shaving/trimming the pubic hair surrounding the shaft.

"Please shave dear, I enjoy the visual inch it gives you"

by Shaver2345 January 23, 2007

Hairdressers Inch

When you a hairdresser totally exaggerates the amount asked cut off your hair!

You: "I'll have an inch off the fringe"
Hairdresser: "Sure"
-Look in mirror-
You: "Thats three inches!!!....silly hairdressers inches....."

by Nudds July 02, 2010

eight inches

Pretty damn respectable length.

That dude's johnson must be eight inches long.

by Cory Chapman May 12, 2008