Costco berry ice cream

What you get at the food counter at Costco. Very very yummy yummy scrumptious and enlightening.

"Dad can I have some Costco berry ice cream?"
"Well I suppose since we're already here..."
"YAAYYY THANKS DAD"
"I love you son"
"I love you too dad"
"Wake up"
"Aw man another dream with my dad. But at least I got some Costco berry ice cream"

by Aim For North May 15, 2022

Ice Cream Churner

An Ice Cream Churner is when one has become so use to not working and rolling around on the couch smoking darts that the body has become like that of a "Ice Cream Churner". Rolling around and around, smoke coming from the mouth, as well as verbal banter. Ice Cream Churner's have been known to fall asleep in seconds and uncontrollable utter threats during extended periods of sleep.

Look at Hicey, he's been rolling around on that couch so long he's become an Ice Cream Churner.

by el.harp July 6, 2010

Ice cream Jacket

Condom, or some ghetto form of birth control

I was going to have sex, so I put on an "ice cream jacket"

by Carlypants March 30, 2011

ice cream machine

broke

Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"

by henlo smol bean :) June 25, 2017

Ice Cream Grin

A smile induced by drugs

I met a black-skinned man with a ice cream grin
and a blond afghan with that heroin
we moved to the mountains where the highway ends
and I got myself that ice cream grin

by cottonmcknight February 4, 2010

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!

Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

by CountDisco October 22, 2012

grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

by Running out of patience February 5, 2007