itchyballitis

when ones scrotam is itchy and needs to be scratched. Usually caused by intercorse with someone with crabs, or lack of cleaning of genitalia.

After a week without showering, I had sick itchyballitis.

by joe shmoezal June 9, 2007

Itchgasm

An itching orgasm; caused when you get thorny, then you must scratchsterbate, which causes you to have an itchgasm. When you get an itchgasm, you have to itch yourself so hard that you get to a point where it feels so good that you just cant stop.

Guy 1: Aw, dude, I was so thorny last night, I just had to scratchsterbate, and I had the best itchgasm. Yeah, that itch really outdid itself this time.

Guy 2: *slowly backs away*

by Spritzey the Fairy April 23, 2013

thought itch

It's a thought that is on the tip of your tongue but can't remember it.

I have a thought itch I can't remember.

by Titus Arillius September 21, 2017

ITCOB / ITCB Patch

A patch often found on the colors of a 1%er meaning they have "Taken Care" of club business. Usually attributed to killing for the club.
"I Took Care of Business"

See that scooter-bum with the ITCB patch? Don't fuck with him or he'll kill you.
Don't ever rat-fuck the colors of anybody wearing an ITCOB / ITCB patch, it means they killed a motherfucker.

by Ghost3x7 April 19, 2009

Itch-Hiker

An itch that moves to another place when you scratch it.

Oh shit,I got an Itch-Hiker!It's moving down my back!

by Klite49 June 13, 2009

Itchy anus syndrome

The feeling you get when you take a shit that requires a lot of wiping only to realize that it wasn't quite good enough, thus the itchyness of the anus,or itchy anus syndrome (IAS).

I took me a good shit earlier, but after walking a bit I realize I've developed a case of itchy anus syndrome (IAS.)

by Elmo Blatch April 22, 2017

Itchy Date

An itchy Vagina

Craig: What's up with you?
Patricia: I had it away with Keith and now I've got an itchy date!
Craig: You'd better get that checked!

by BiffTastic March 4, 2019