I Will Fuck You

Term used to induce fear, hopelessness, and unconfert.

Usually used at partys by the really drunk guy.
can be taken two way funny or vary offencive.

Person 1: hey man can you go get me a beer?
Person 2: HEY "I WILL FUCK YOU"!!!!!

by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010

i don't fuck

Used to express your feelings about a situation or a person or even a place. It basically means I don't care. It can also mean you don't associate with someone.

Friend: have you done your homework?
Other friend: guy I don't fuck !

by Cv1st May 23, 2017

i can fuck with that

I am in support of the proposed activity.

"Want to watch the Food Network Channel?"
"I can fuck with that."

by DJ Hailz September 24, 2016

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

I mean fuck

A phrase commonly used as a defferant, for catching hell for something "wether u did it or not."

Casey drives through Andrews dads pond with truck after drunken party, calls the next day. Casey, "What's goin on Bucky" Bucky, "You Drunk Bastard" Casey, "I mean Fuck. I called to apologize for the ruts in your pond."

by casey and andrew November 7, 2010

I will in Fuck

A phrase one would use if you were being sarcastic. "I will in fuck" meaning, there is no chance you will do something. This phrase originates from Dublin. Featured on "Sarah & Steve".

1. Catalina: Boys, D'ya's wanna do shots eh tequilla off eh me stomach?
Steve: I will in Fuck, ya red wreck!

by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 3, 2022