Hippo-fucker

An insult used by those who believe "hypocrite" (HIPPO-cryte) to be insufficient in fully portraying the vile hypocrisy of a particular being.

The phrase "go fuck some hippos" may also be used to achieve a similar effect.

A: Dude, you should only love one girl in your life, that's what true love is.
B: ...go fuck some hippos.

A: I heard Chrissy got busted on the gov test for cheating with Franzie!
B: Wow, what a hippo-fucker.

by Rawrmyun December 7, 2010

hippo

The best animals in the fucking world.
2. See starr jones

hippos kill a lot of ppl
starr jones kills a lot of ppl w/ her lameness

by Ranger Rimjob April 1, 2005

Hippobottomass

A person with a large posterior

Oh my god have you seen how big Jenny's but is? She is a hippobottomass!!

by affleck April 29, 2009

hippochondriac

A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.

First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.

by goldandsilverowner August 11, 2010

Hippo Sniffer

When you drink too much at the club and your friends see you with rather large women, they consider you a HIPPO SNIFFER.

Friend: Holy fuck mate, that wanker is a HIPPO SNIFFER' again!

by feelmypain July 13, 2011

hippo dump

the act of taking a giant shit on one chest after sex in order to create an exotic feel to perck the nipples

son: hey mom why are dads nipples really hard and why does he smell ?

mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump

by !kidflash! October 20, 2011

Hippocook

Some fat kid who sweats his ass off in video games and owns a 5$ mic. The background of his mic is also like a Spanish household. With dogs barking and his mom beating his siblings with a flip flop

Hippocook just shot himself for losing a game in Fortnite

by King Rickish May 30, 2019