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hung like a gorilla 

A veiled insult. A gorilla's penis is only approximately 1.25 inches long when erect.
Man: Are you sure I'm big enough for you...?
Woman: BAYBAY don't worry you be hung like a GORILLA!
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hung like an elephant 

Describes someone who possesses a massively oversized penis, usually accompanied by equally oversized testicles. Generally assumed to be larger than a donkey dick or horse cock/horsecock, as an actual elephant's cock can be up to five feet long.
"Tony's schlong hangs past his knees, he's hung like an elephant!"

Hung like a Sheep 

Refers to the imagery of the male sheep counterpart to the human penis being covered by wool so it doesnt show.
My friend is hung like a sheep and he is clean shaven...

Hung Nerd 

A Man who looks like a geek or dork; often he wears things like glasses, overalls, pocket protectors etc., But beneath his trousers he's hiding a massive genitalia.
"Ronald looks like such a dweeb carrying that Star trek trapper keeper everywhere." "Yeah, but Jennifer saw him in his little cross country shorts the other day in gym class, he looked like he was smuggling a swollen grapefruit between his legs; I think he might be a hung nerd."
Hung Nerd by Hunggareth May 21, 2019

hung by the tongue 

destroying your image/political career/future aspirations by speaking your (racist) mind in the media.
Rand Paul's political career was "hung by the tongue" after his appearance on several political TV shows.
hung by the tongue by tifosa May 21, 2010

Hung like a Man 

A common insult among horses to signify that one horse has a smaller than average dick.
*Neigh!* Translation: Dude, you're totally hung like a man! Haha!
Hung like a Man by awesomejock August 6, 2008