Humping puppy

A guy/girl who will not leave you alone, but you don't want to tell them to go away because they are cute in a sad/pathetic sort of way. Like how you can't kick a puppy that is humping your leg, because it is too cute.

"That guy won't leave me alone, but he's a humping puppy so I can't tell him to skrew off!"

by Appers May 31, 2005

virtually dry humping

When you and a buddy "poke" each other back and forth long enough on Facebook, you get hot for each other.

Jack: pokes Jill
Jill: pokes back
Jack: pokes back
Jill: pokes back
...
Jack is virtually dry humping Jill.

by VirtualDryHumper November 14, 2011

humping the shark

Humping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.

When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.

"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.

"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.

by scodder June 2, 2010

hummingbird bucks

6 years old currency that was crooked by Ms.jones.
God pray for you, Isaiah

"Ms.Jones took 25 of my hummingbird bucks all because I was talking to Cohner, hope he goes to he'll real he'll the burning 1.

by ClumZx February 28, 2022

humming-bird

a very skilled oral sex technique preformed by Naomi (that's i moan backwards) on Belinda (or vis versa) at super sex in Montreal. The tounge vibrates on the clit at a extreme speed, as if it were the wings on a humming bird.

"Boys watch this, this is called the humming-bird."
"Holy shit how do you get your tounge to go that fast, i got to practice that."

by clover April 8, 2003

Humping

1) the act of rubbing on or against another person's body.

(1. Bob, alf’s dad allows to hump on the objects or something or on flo’s particular Butt.
(2. Flo Grabbed And She Saw Gordon humping on the blanket this morning.

by MayDayMeh June 17, 2018

humming

To admit a foul odour, to stink.

That tramp over there is humming.

by querty boy October 7, 2005